Unga Bunga
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It's just rock 'n' roll
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Post by Unga Bunga on May 5, 2004 22:57:15 GMT -5
Now you dudes learned something new. Thanks for the lesson, tttm. ;D
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whip it good!
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Immortality! TAKE IT! IT'S YOURS
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Post by whip it good! on May 6, 2004 20:30:38 GMT -5
My mini story of the day: I went shopping with my girls and they made me try on this miniskirt. I didn't want to but they kept begging me so I did and I split it in half.
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Post by King of the Whole Wide World on May 7, 2004 18:50:37 GMT -5
You know you like it, whip it good! I went to a doctor's appointment and I was gonna ask him about my anal problems. For those who don't know or who forgot, I bleed when I take a shite. Anyway, I was about to ask the doc about that but I got too embarrassed and didnt. Now I wish I did. Everytime I tell myself, now do it now, I get really nervous and speechless. What's gonna happen to me?
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whip it good!
Full Member
Immortality! TAKE IT! IT'S YOURS
Posts: 101
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Post by whip it good! on May 7, 2004 19:50:59 GMT -5
You know you like it, whip it good! I went to a doctor's appointment and I was gonna ask him about my anal problems. For those who don't know or who forgot, I bleed when I take a shite. Anyway, I was about to ask the doc about that but I got too embarrassed and didnt. Now I wish I did. Everytime I tell myself, now do it now, I get really nervous and speechless. What's gonna happen to me? yeah I guess I do? Is something wrong with me then? What will happen to you is more complicated anal problems. Get it checked for fuck sake.
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Post by Hung Lo on May 8, 2004 1:37:54 GMT -5
WIG! is so right. What are you waiting for, King? Elvis?
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Post by toucha toucha touch me! on May 12, 2004 18:35:36 GMT -5
You know you like it, whip it good! I went to a doctor's appointment and I was gonna ask him about my anal problems. For those who don't know or who forgot, I bleed when I take a shite. Anyway, I was about to ask the doc about that but I got too embarrassed and didnt. Now I wish I did. Everytime I tell myself, now do it now, I get really nervous and speechless. What's gonna happen to me? Get it checked! I'm not sure our torrid love affair can continue with your ass in such a sensitive state. Don't make me lose sleep tonight as I lay awake worrying about yer bum!
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Post by toucha toucha touch me! on May 12, 2004 18:40:17 GMT -5
I have a mini-story about men being horny as fuck over skirts. So normally I dress pretty plainly I guess, but when summer comes I like to skank it up on occassion. I wore a short skirt today and the attention is unfuckingbelievable. I'm not Sally Hotshit, but with a short skirt it was like having a sign over my crotch that said 'open for business'. What is it with guys and skirts?!
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Fishbone
Junior Member
Timid Rocker
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Post by Fishbone on May 13, 2004 4:12:46 GMT -5
I have a mini-story about men being horny as fuck over skirts. So normally I dress pretty plainly I guess, but when summer comes I like to skank it up on occassion. I wore a short skirt today and the attention is unfuckingbelievable. I'm not Sally Hotshit, but with a short skirt it was like having a sign over my crotch that said 'open for business'. What is it with guys and skirts?! Maybe your dick was sticking out ;D
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Post by King of the Whole Wide World on May 13, 2004 22:34:48 GMT -5
Maybe your dick was sticking out ;D
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Fishbone
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Timid Rocker
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Post by Fishbone on May 15, 2004 18:27:14 GMT -5
I went to a party and when I got there everybody already left
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Post by toucha toucha touch me! on May 17, 2004 12:39:03 GMT -5
Maybe your dick was sticking out ;D I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I was quite disturbed when I read that. That's gross! I'd like to take this opportunity to assure everyone that I am indeed a fully fuctioning female in every way...maybe I'm not winning any Ladylike of the year awards but I AM A GIRL. (not that there's anything wrong with being a transvestite) What do I get myself into? I know, I dug my own grave.
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Fishbone
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Timid Rocker
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Post by Fishbone on May 21, 2004 15:26:29 GMT -5
Well I also want to take this opportunity to assure everybody that I am indeed Brad Pitt in every way. Maybe I'm not too obvious but I AM BRAD PITT.
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Blade
Junior Member
master of low expectations
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Post by Blade on May 31, 2004 13:00:07 GMT -5
I also want to take this time to declare that I am indeed George Bush. I live at the White House and stuff and drop bombs all over the place. Don't mess with Texas. But more important, Don't Mess with the Bush.
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