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Post by crazy4elvis on Apr 30, 2004 3:25:26 GMT -5
Did somebody say twins? I love twins, especially goodlooking ones. Twins? Where?
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Post by Hung Lo on Apr 30, 2004 15:40:51 GMT -5
Yeah i'm wondering about what's naughty about Unga Bunga?! Sounds funny Ministory of the day: I farted in a crowded elevator ;D We should go to elevators and release the silent bomb. ;D Twins? Where you ask? They're here! They'll be the main feature of our board freak show. Word.
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Post by King of the Whole Wide World on May 2, 2004 5:23:13 GMT -5
it's much worse than a primitive tribe Unga bunga I know the true meaning of your name, naughty. Elaborate more mate. i don't understand
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Post by toucha toucha touch me! on May 2, 2004 20:10:12 GMT -5
well you dirty story scavengers, I know of Unga Bunga through a joke. Perhaps it has been altered over time and space as all jokes have, but let's say this is what Canadians know unga bunga as (I don't remember the joke exactly, but the gist is all that's necessary anyways, and please excuse me for posting such a dirty joke!):
Three guys get captured by Indians (excuse my nonpolitcally correct terminology). They are dealt with harshly, and the chief says, "You have a choice between death and being able to leave the tribe. However, to leave the tribe you must first suffer Unga Bunga." "What's unga bunga?" they ask "Unga bunga is being anally raped by 500 Indians." After some time the chief asks them their decisions. The first guy says he'll take unga bunga. He goes through complete hell but is able to go free albeit without ever being able to sit again. Then the second guy gets to choose and also chooses unga bunga and is set free. When it's the third guys turn he sees how much pain and humiliation the other two have gone through and can't handle it so he chooses death. Then the chief says, "Alright. Death, by Unga Bunga."
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Post by Fishbone on May 2, 2004 20:39:18 GMT -5
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Post by toucha toucha touch me! on May 2, 2004 20:49:04 GMT -5
Always happy to help. It'd be really funny if Mr. Bunga didn't know that meaning of his username but I know he's too smart for that. ;D
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Post by King of the Whole Wide World on May 3, 2004 3:21:31 GMT -5
well you dirty story scavengers, I know of Unga Bunga through a joke. Perhaps it has been altered over time and space as all jokes have, but let's say this is what Canadians know unga bunga as (I don't remember the joke exactly, but the gist is all that's necessary anyways, and please excuse me for posting such a dirty joke!): Three guys get captured by Indians (excuse my nonpolitcally correct terminology). They are dealt with harshly, and the chief says, "You have a choice between death and being able to leave the tribe. However, to leave the tribe you must first suffer Unga Bunga." "What's unga bunga?" they ask "Unga bunga is being anally raped by 500 Indians." After some time the chief asks them their decisions. The first guy says he'll take unga bunga. He goes through complete hell but is able to go free albeit without ever being able to sit again. Then the second guy gets to choose and also chooses unga bunga and is set free. When it's the third guys turn he sees how much pain and humiliation the other two have gone through and can't handle it so he chooses death. Then the chief says, "Alright. Death, by Unga Bunga." OH. MY. GOD.
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Post by crazy4elvis on May 3, 2004 21:17:42 GMT -5
well you dirty story scavengers, I know of Unga Bunga through a joke. Perhaps it has been altered over time and space as all jokes have, but let's say this is what Canadians know unga bunga as (I don't remember the joke exactly, but the gist is all that's necessary anyways, and please excuse me for posting such a dirty joke!): Three guys get captured by Indians (excuse my nonpolitcally correct terminology). They are dealt with harshly, and the chief says, "You have a choice between death and being able to leave the tribe. However, to leave the tribe you must first suffer Unga Bunga." "What's unga bunga?" they ask "Unga bunga is being anally raped by 500 Indians." After some time the chief asks them their decisions. The first guy says he'll take unga bunga. He goes through complete hell but is able to go free albeit without ever being able to sit again. Then the second guy gets to choose and also chooses unga bunga and is set free. When it's the third guys turn he sees how much pain and humiliation the other two have gone through and can't handle it so he chooses death. Then the chief says, "Alright. Death, by Unga Bunga." This sounds very familiar. I might have heard it and forgotten it.
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Post by whip it good! on May 3, 2004 23:22:23 GMT -5
well you dirty story scavengers, I know of Unga Bunga through a joke. Perhaps it has been altered over time and space as all jokes have, but let's say this is what Canadians know unga bunga as (I don't remember the joke exactly, but the gist is all that's necessary anyways, and please excuse me for posting such a dirty joke!): Three guys get captured by Indians (excuse my nonpolitcally correct terminology). They are dealt with harshly, and the chief says, "You have a choice between death and being able to leave the tribe. However, to leave the tribe you must first suffer Unga Bunga." "What's unga bunga?" they ask "Unga bunga is being anally raped by 500 Indians." After some time the chief asks them their decisions. The first guy says he'll take unga bunga. He goes through complete hell but is able to go free albeit without ever being able to sit again. Then the second guy gets to choose and also chooses unga bunga and is set free. When it's the third guys turn he sees how much pain and humiliation the other two have gone through and can't handle it so he chooses death. Then the chief says, "Alright. Death, by Unga Bunga." nooooooooo. I wish I could say to these guys, "Immortality! Take it! ITS YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Post by King of the Whole Wide World on May 4, 2004 0:47:16 GMT -5
Please stop that stupid immortality crap. I'm getting sick of this shite mate.
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Post by Fishbone on May 4, 2004 1:11:48 GMT -5
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Post by Hung Lo on May 4, 2004 4:03:55 GMT -5
unga bunga unga bunga - that sounds like my heartbeat
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Post by Blade on May 4, 2004 19:06:22 GMT -5
I've heard several variations of what Unga Bunga is. Some say it's being anally raped by Indians, others say it's a guy with a real fat dick, and some people say other things but Unga Bunga pretty much evokes fear and displeasure in all these contexts.
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Post by Fishbone on May 5, 2004 2:52:20 GMT -5
We're a bit off topic so let's switch back to mini stories. I ran into my ex today who was in the arms of another guy. It was weird and i felt a bit jealous to be honest with you. She ignored me and I pretended I didn't see her. Things between us didn't end as smoothly as we both wanted and expected.
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Post by King of the Whole Wide World on May 5, 2004 19:37:49 GMT -5
We're a bit off topic so let's switch back to mini stories. I ran into my ex today who was in the arms of another guy. It was weird and i felt a bit jealous to be honest with you. She ignored me and I pretended I didn't see her. Things between us didn't end as smoothly as we both wanted and expected. It's okay mate. There are more fish in the sea.
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